Greg

The biggest tool to ever walk the earth. Is extremely over sensitive and a flaming homosexual. His favorite artists are Jack Johnson and Brandon Flowers.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the way that guy looked at me?

Guy 2: Yeah bro he totally checked you out.

Guy 1: What a freakin Greg

Guy 2: Definitely a Greg..

by ChadHenne October 13, 2010

Greg

A Greg in the wild will often drink in excess and then lose all sense of self. Others around him are often left red faced and ashamed that they have taken a Greg under their wing. Don't let a Greg fool you, they will go by another name to cover up their true identity. Watch out for these predictable creatures, approach with caution!

"I thought that guy was chill, but he was just a Greg."

by Not a Greg fan October 6, 2008

Greg

One who drunkenly panics and starts freaking out over mundane events. The act of freaking out may or may not include drunkenly shouting, crying, and generally being a jerk to everyone in an exaggerated emotional woe-is-me way.

Dude, everything was fine and then he totally Gregged out out of nowhere.

That guy is such a Greg..

Don't start Gregging out on me now.

by potatomato July 23, 2014

Greg

greg is the fastest growing youtube channel in all of youtube

in order to be greg, you must destroy crag

by I AM A LEMON November 4, 2018

Greg

the realest nigga u could know he's sexy and all the girls like him and he's the best at football.

this nigga Greg don did it again

by the 5 April 11, 2017

Greg

Greg is the best dude around

Sexiest man alive
Smart

Good at instruments(saxophone)
All the girls like him

Wow I wish I were greg

by Official definition February 17, 2017

Greg

A Greg is when you are completely useless at everything you do, when you are a Greg you are a master of deception, a Greg is a captain of uselessness. When you are having a day when you feel like a Greg you blag your way out of everything, you huff and puff and blow your own ego. you get others to do your work and claim all the glory, once you have mastered this that when you are a true Greg. until you are a master you are not a Greg, Greg is the rank given to the best at sailing under the radar and getting away with doing nothing, hence Greg is also captain useless.

i dont feel like working today so im just going to do a Greg
i dont shit today so im just going to Greg

by I name December 18, 2019