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Artisan Greens

The term "Artisan Greens" has lately been showing up on restaurant and pub menus. e.g. "Artisan Green Salad" or as an ingredient "artisan greens, pumpkin seeds..." or in place of the word salad simply "Artisan Greens". The word is primarily used as an embellishment for the word "salad" by the restaurant industry. At some point in time, the price charged for salads could no longer be justified and the industry came up with "Artisan Greens". So now , for example, "Artisan Greens" is used to convince consumers that they are getting an artistic and gourmet specialty dish prepared by a master chef that is worth the exorbitant price charged. Also, the price charged for "Artisan Greens" is often written simply as a number without the dollar sign and without zeros. e.g. "Artisan Greens - 12". This further convinces people of the gourmet and artistic nature of the dish and obscures the actual price.
Patron: " Do you have a side salad I can order?"
Waitress: "I have Artisan Greens that you can order as a side dish for 12"
by Jazzcat60 October 18, 2018
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The first hit of a freshly packed bowl. Someone will call out "greensies", thus staking their claim to the first rip.
"check out this fat bowl"

"...GREENSIES!"
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It's a small town. Everyone knows everyone and everybody's business. One sole definition of Greensburg would be Anna Polsinelli. The entire town knows her. Wing nights are huge in Greensburg. It is like a reunion once a week for everyone. You cannot do anything in this town and get away with it.
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People go to college but still talk to their greensburg people everyday! They will all marry within greensburg!
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All of the Rediculous Male and Female Greeks that live withing the Metro Boston Area. They have a distinct sence of style and presence that is Similar to that of the Jersey Shore.. NOT to be confused with LOWELL GREEKS that are completely stable and acceptable in society and somehow share the same blood lines.
We met this nice couple at the Athenian Corner, They seemed like regular greeks but upon further review it was discovered that they were Metro Greeks.. Too bad they seemed nice
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