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grandma zone

When the thought of being with or performing a sexual action with a person is the equivalent of doing such things with your grandmother.
Person A: Brandon is cute. Why don't you go on a date with him?
Person B: Ew! No way! He's in the grandma zone. That's so gross.
by Kattywin August 26, 2014
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Grandma Montana

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.
Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.
by K. Wright February 1, 2009
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Grandma Billy

A man-boy monster that lives on the west end of the city of Florissant. He is rumored to have grown a full beard at the age of 14 and has released 14 triple platinum rap albums. This individual is extremely dangerous and must be avoided at all costs. If you sight a grandma billy hold completely still and keep blank thoughts as most Grandma Billies can hear thoughts.
Never before sighted by the public but Grandma Billy is rumored to have existed by Sigmund Freud and many other reputable psychological therapists.
by WTBHeals December 27, 2009
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Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.
Check out that grandma sweater, that patchwork is extreme.
by JamJam24 October 8, 2010
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Grandma's Drapes

An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.
Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
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Grandma the hutt

elderly female relative who does nothing but lay on the couch all day and presume to have control of everything
man Im glad Im moving because Grandma the hutt is one paranoid old broad
by null1983 September 11, 2005
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Grandma Serving

A serving of food that is at least four times bigger than the suggested serving of what you are eating
"You want to go out for some pizza later?"
"No thanks, man. I had a grandma serving of ice cream at lunch."
by Kindagawky December 7, 2009
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