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Psycho Gardener

An angry Gardener that may snap into a rage of anger if you cross into their yard, garden, or property.
Wow, that guy over there watering his plants need to get laid, he looks like a Psycho Gardener

Look kids, the Psycho Gardener is planting some watermelons in his yard!

Don't walk on that guy's grass, he gets real pissed off, almost like a Psycho Gardener or something.
by John Planter November 16, 2011
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English garden

"Oh, Jessica! What a pretty and sweet smelling English garden you have. I demand oral access."
by kowal5ki November 7, 2013
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weapons grade stupidity

Tech-support slang for customer intelligence that is so low it poses a severe hazard to those who come in contact with it. Some times abbreviated as WGS.
Did you hear about that user on the second floor who managed to force an Ethernet cable into a laptop's USB port? Fried the computer and it had to be replaced. I don't care who you are... that's some weapons grade stupidity right there.
by Rbp-7-(Ooz) July 17, 2017
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Road Grader

An offensive lineman in the sport of Football (American) who punishes defenders as a run blocker. Road graders dominate at the point of attack, paving the way for an effective ground game. They will run over you or they will run through you. A true road grader plays with a mean streak, finishing blocks and playing through the whistle.
When they need a 1st down, the Giants run behind their LG Will Hernandez out of UTEP. Guy is an absolute road grader.
by HeavyHandedBrawler January 11, 2019
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Mayo Garden

When the guy comes on a girls bush
Guy 1: Dude, I got with James’s mom last night
Guy 2: No way!
Guy 1: Yeah man, I left her with a mayo garden
by Lacrosse.player September 28, 2020
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Garden Fart

/'gɑr dn fɑrt/ A traditional small fart, not to big not to small. Not unlike Goldie Locks porridge in farts. The capitalization comes from the Greek Gardinius Farticus who was well known for unleashing the mildly unsettling Garden Fart upon his garden to help growth. Not to be confused with anal queef. see- anal queef
ex. "I find Garden Farts to be rather pleasant, at least in the way they vibrate your buttocks."
by Imapenus August 29, 2010
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Grade A asshole

A person that is very good at being an asshole
Person 1~Damn hes an asshole
Person 2~Hell yea hes a Grade A Asshole
Person 1~Lol
by QveenSapphire May 13, 2016
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