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Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting
"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"
by chimobear June 24, 2024
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Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage
Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"
by Boppo45 July 23, 2024
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Gocked

(interjection) | UK: /gɒk/ | US: /ɡɔk/, /ɡɑ k/ | (gôk)

A meaningless yet emotionally loaded utterance used to release intensity, emphasis, or absurdity in place of a true expletive.

Commonly used grammatically as a singular token, with variation in type form, tense, plurality, and role per instance. Sentences structured entirely with ‘gock+’ lexeme is often referred to as “Gockian”.
Singular Lexicon Examples (‘loanword’),

1. Noun: “That concert was a gock.”
2. Past-participle: “Get gocked!”
3. Verb: “My cat’s full gocking it…”
4. Adjective: “I’m feeling gocky.”
5. Adverbial: “He shouted gockly at us,”
6. Interjection: “Gock! I forgot my keys.”
7. Pejorative: “Listen here, you g*cker!”

Gockian Example,

“Gock gocking gocks gocky. Gocked gockering gockle gockgock. Gock gockies gockology, gockit!”
by gocked January 31, 2026
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Gooked

When you're so geeked you get on some fuckshit n get cooked
"aw man im gooked"
by polar1s______ August 28, 2025
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cock Groked

State of being blocked from receiving a machine-generated response because the query was automatically flagged by an internal safety protocol or content filter, esp. one whose reasoning is opaque or disproportionate to the request.
I don’t appreciate being cock Groked, bot bro! It’s impossible to sexualize an animal more than they already are! All they do is eat, sleep, and fornicate!”
by TR Arterburn December 7, 2025
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whose ox is being gored

another way of asking " who is, or will be, the biggest loser when it comes to unpopular political decisions/strategies/speeches" especially in the US presidential campaign
girl : have you heard of Geraldo Rivera's new phrase whose ox is being gored?

boy: absolutely

girl: what do you think about it?

boy: well, we'll have to wait till election night, but right now, when it comes to whose ox is being gored, right I think it's neither Donald Trump nor Hilary Clinton, but actually the American public, the independent media as well as the US economy.
by Sexydimma October 21, 2016
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whose ox is being gored

another way of asking " who is, or will be, the biggest loser when it comes to unpopular political decisions/strategies/speeches" especially in the US presidential campaign
girl : have you heard of Geraldo Rivera's new phrase whose ox is being gored?

boy: absolutely

girl: what do you think about it?

boy: well, we'll have to wait till election night, but right now, when it comes to whose ox is being gored, right now I think it's neither Donald Trump nor Hilary Clinton, but actually the American public, the independent media as well as the US economy.
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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