goon

To pleasure yourself, or someone, into a state of becoming a goon, or goon like. Generally, lighthearted use.

I want to goon all day and night. Let's get into a gooning session.

by jackmanla January 9, 2008

goon

Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag.
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.

From the "Popeye" cartoon strips

sqiggle,squiggle,squiggle,etc,etc...

Sea Hag: "Kill Popeye!"

Alice:"Blubber,Blubber (Noooooo!)"

by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005

goon

A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.

I can't believe that stinky fucker Dean keeps buying this shit weed. What a goon!

by bang, bang Nick Lange July 23, 2006

goon

Word given to one of incredibly annoying curiosity and ignorance.

God Ryan, stop asking me so many questions, you're being such a goon.

by PXC2012 May 10, 2010

Goon

Stupid person, goofy, a loser.

"Do you know Ashley?"

"No, that girls such a goon"

by maha1234567 February 26, 2010

Goon

A goon is a: robber, killer, gangster, or any hardened criminal.

Rapper Plies (FL) widely uses the term when describing himself and the street people around him, Leading people to believe that this is a popular urban street term in Florida, which is generally true.

Before the streets took this word under, it meant an overall bad person, from a school bully to a mafia criminal.

"Everybody Goons until they catch a case, detectives go to talking that killer shit fade away" -plies

"Car full of Goons and everybody certified, and if you froze up last time you can't ride, its going down tonight, cause these Goons out lurkin" -plies

A ski-mask used in armed robberies is commonly known as a "goon mask"

by FLA91 December 25, 2010

Goon

+ bag, Something Damo pissed in

Oi dont look at me im pissing in tha goonbag.

by Swineth July 19, 2003