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Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag.
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.

From the "Popeye" cartoon strips
sqiggle,squiggle,squiggle,etc,etc...

Sea Hag: "Kill Popeye!"

Alice:"Blubber,Blubber (Noooooo!)"
goon by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
Related Words
A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.
I can't believe that stinky fucker Dean keeps buying this shit weed. What a goon!
goon by bang, bang Nick Lange July 23, 2006
Word given to one of incredibly annoying curiosity and ignorance.
God Ryan, stop asking me so many questions, you're being such a goon.
goon by PXC2012 May 10, 2010
"Do you know Ashley?"

"No, that girls such a goon"
Goon by maha1234567 February 26, 2010
A goon is a: robber, killer, gangster, or any hardened criminal.

Rapper Plies (FL) widely uses the term when describing himself and the street people around him, Leading people to believe that this is a popular urban street term in Florida, which is generally true.

Before the streets took this word under, it meant an overall bad person, from a school bully to a mafia criminal.
"Everybody Goons until they catch a case, detectives go to talking that killer shit fade away" -plies

"Car full of Goons and everybody certified, and if you froze up last time you can't ride, its going down tonight, cause these Goons out lurkin" -plies

A ski-mask used in armed robberies is commonly known as a "goon mask"
Goon by FLA91 December 25, 2010
Oi dont look at me im pissing in tha goonbag.
Goon by Swineth July 19, 2003