gooey balls

yummy gooey hash browns. extra chocolatey and melt-in-your-mouthy.
in other words, delicious.

Last night I had some pretty good gooey balls at Bob's house.

by pi[e]. Shane. May 2, 2006

gooey kablooie

The result of trying too forcefully to release a fart: a spatter of shit in your pants. Also referred to as a GK. The term is derived from a story read to Calvin by his dad in Calvin and Hobbes.

"Wow Robbie, in trying to impress us with a nice loud fart, you shat in your pants! Gooey kablooie!"

"Last Saturday I tried to fart but GKed instead."

by taybeans jr. May 23, 2008

gooey taj

When you take a nasty dump on the hood of your boss' car.

I am so pissed that I didn't get a raise, I'm gonna leave him a "gooey taj"!

by Secret I.D. October 10, 2007

Gooey butter cake

When a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes out the fluid on his stomach and rubs it in with her vagina.

This afternoon after Harry and I had sex, I gave him a gooey butter cake.

by Trashy goddess July 25, 2011

Gooey butter cake

When your balls are so sweaty they feel like they are melting into your leg

My balls feel like gooey butter cake right now from this car ride

by Gooeyness May 19, 2015

Gooey gyser

A sexual act usually between two males although can have a male and female where the pair engage in anal sex and when the man ejaculates his partner gets explosive diharea and the two liquids mix and explode out of the partners rectum

Steve: hey bro I gave my girl a gooey gyser last night

Matt: disgusting that must have been a mess to clean up

by The gooey gyser September 24, 2016

gooey butt hurt cake

When you insert a stick of butter into your partner's anus, have anal sex, while jazz handsing.

Daniel proceeded to tap dance while Rory gave him a gooey butt hurt cake and jazz handed

by Agatha Lightly July 28, 2016