by Elisha_demonti July 27, 2007
What happened to my sister one day..often followed by a short sporadic jolt of the body a small snort and some drool, Also called dry sex or wimpy sex.
The mood was tense in the room with the TV flickering in the background...Larry lay fully clothed on Sam trying desperately to get her into the mood, failing this Larry desided to rub himself on Sam like a dog on heat, jolted then drooled then fell asleep...
SAM: "EWWWw did u just GOOBER on me???""
SAM: "EWWWw did u just GOOBER on me???""
by korbo October 11, 2006
A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!
He just ate the garnish--what a goober!
That goober just pissed his pants!
He just ate the garnish--what a goober!
That goober just pissed his pants!
by thedzone September 22, 2009
A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.
by Azureblue May 12, 2014
1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".
2.) Australian slang for semen.
2.) Australian slang for semen.
by Charlie43 July 13, 2008
A word used to describe Aletheia. Usually in a good way. Can mean crazy, warm hearted, yet unusual person.
by Lafawnduh April 07, 2005
processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.
by Dave Lucas May 01, 2008