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Gooch

Also known as the taint. Tis the area between the nutticles and the crack. Many consider it to be holy and spiritual, if punched hard enough it can cause bowel movements.
Fodder: Hey.. This is a bit of an awkward question, but I've been having trouble going.. Ya know.. Number two... Could you give my gooch a nice hit?

Reginald: ANYTIME
by Tarzan of the jungle May 14, 2013
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gochu

a word for penis. see penis
that gochu is so hard!
Do you like the gochu joe? i never tried it, but i heard it was hot! lmao
by Anonymous January 6, 2003
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goocher

Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..
When singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. Classic Goocher

Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a Goocher

E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a Goocher

Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"
by Marc Lamanna January 5, 2005
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GOOCH

The area of skin on a male directly south of the balls but directly north of the asshole. Here you have the gooch.
Dude...my girl rubbed my gooch while she was blowing me...PHENOMENAL!!
by Gyno4rel July 25, 2017
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Gooch

The small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.
I wiped my arse a little too far and smeared shit on my gooch.
by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018
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Gooch Squared

insted of a doubble chin a doubble gooch on a very obese person that is soaked with sweat and other kind of dirty odors that the body gives off.
"I could smell the 279 lb mans gooch squared from across the room".
by Tony Macari December 1, 2004
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gooch guru

one who knows all things concerning the gooch and all things gooch related. usually a friend with a lot of pervy knowledge and b/c of that creepy plethora of knowledge you usually ask in full confidence w/o feeling too uncomfortable. that friend will either become the next Sue Johanson's or a gyno
i once knew the gooch guru of all things sexual; quite informative but not too akweird.
by miss michele March 14, 2008
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