Goober 

A person having ricockulous homeliness and a tendancy towards redneck demeanor, activities, and intellect.

That snaggle-toothed, retarded looking, redneck Clint is such a fucking Goober.

Goober by FagBoy July 7, 2005

Goober 

verb. An alternate take on the word goober; to goober- to actually laugh out loud while having a conversation with someone while conversing through texts or instant messages, where the other person's voice is not heard.

When you sent me that text in Biochem I goobered really badly. Everyone looked at me like I was a wierdo.

Goober by Jojo Bobinson March 31, 2010

Goober 

1. a sweet, kindhearted person usually below 5' tall. while a goober can be shy and and reserved, a goober tends to become wild, sing songs no one knows, growl, bite, and run around, but despite all of this is truely beautiful.
2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems.
3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German
4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas.
5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard
6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.

Stop being such a Goober!!!

Goober by Jiffy Comcast May 17, 2006

goober 

someone who does something extremely uncool.

Oh my gawd, you are such a goober!

goober by Sheila S February 4, 2004

goober 

1.Actually, this word really means peanut, but it has alot of slang terms.
2. Some guy on the Andy Griffon Rider show.

1.Elephants like goobs.

2. Oh hurrEYE BARNEEY!

goober by www.eternalsoldiers.net August 25, 2003

Goober 

A Goober is usually a goofball or a sore thumb from the group of friends. He usually tends to forget things on purpose, therefore he is harrassed. He will take personal belongings from you and try to avoid thus person until he realizes that he needs a new item.

Wtf is that guy doing?? idk he must be a goober.

hey go talk to that girl..Na shes not into goobers.

Lets club 2nite?? Na.. i'd rather stay home like a goober

Goober by coach-val April 21, 2011

Goober 

Mike Milinauscis a goofy older gentlemen who is a glorified bus boy and great at coming up with stupid jobs that dont accomplish anything and waste a lot of time. has a stupid laugh, comb over, stupid glasses, and thinks he is funny.

Hey that goofy mike is a real goober

Goober by Friendlys29 October 15, 2011