Financial Girth

One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.

Bro has so much financial girth, I heard he has 7 uncles!

by FavoringBoot September 27, 2023

Girth Spurt

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.

"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"

by Conrad January 15, 2005

Girth

It's how far you have to open your mouth.

Lisa is not able to unchewingly consum her cucumber due to it's large girth.

by Crossy371 March 13, 2022

Gava Girth

A concave member requiring long term thrusting to deliver short term benefits to the female sex. Small and skinny in nature. Not to be bragged about.

She wanted a piece of the Gava Girth

by Wiper di poo-er April 7, 2003

Worth The Girth

When someone or something is worth the girth.

Joseph L: Hey Ross, how was last night... Was it worth the girth?

Ross N: It most definitely was worth the girth and I would do it again.

by Joseph Luca September 12, 2019

girthy meat

the male penis which is enlarged and girthy

Rinatore has girthy meat.

by kimmay April 10, 2005

girth

how fat your penis is.

I got so much girth, that when I feed the geese I can't even touch my fingers, they won't reach

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005