A simp above all simps, a simp to many women... even ones who aren't. Hated by men, and also hated by women. Let's be real: it's creepy.
Person A (to a woman): Hi, here's a heart and a cookie.
Person A (to a woman, 2 minutes later): Hey, here's another heart and cookie.
Person B: The giga simp is back
Person A (to a woman, 2 minutes later): Hey, here's another heart and cookie.
Person B: The giga simp is back
by Friedrich der giga simp January 30, 2021
those 13 1/2 yr old myspace.com'ers who put on the sexy façade with the "gangsta gangsta" poses. w/ captions that read "This is me w/ no make-up" or "You know your man's hidin under my bed"
by HeatheRenee April 27, 2007
by Rob Treacy August 29, 2005
Someone who's never done anything remotely sexual in their entire life in any way at all (with a person), including with themselves.
adolf is a giga virgin
by edmukw-dog November 02, 2018
by bsjnxnad July 13, 2022
A metrosexual male who spends a lot of time trimming their beard down to the very last hair. In a Giga Chads mind they are the bees knees and the equivalent of a golden god. The ultimate Chad is so alpha in their own mind that they fear impregnating your girl simply by making casual eye contact.
Did you notice that Giga Chad lurking around inside footlocker? He was such a Chad with his skinny jeans and pompadour hair. I cringed as I passed him on the way out.
by Ape617 December 09, 2022
Giga-duche: George W. Bush, Bill O'Reilly, Jack Thompson, David Bowie, Vince McMahon, Triple H, William Regal, Jeff Jerret, Terrell Owens, Plaxico Burress, OJ Simpson, Samuel L Jackson, Alex Rodriguez, Rodger Clemens, Jonas Brothers, Rosey O'Donald, and that kid that snitched on his hot teacher
Gamertags: Onikage87, Jayreckless, Agentoom, Uncountednh, Shinobi Prime
Gamertags: Onikage87, Jayreckless, Agentoom, Uncountednh, Shinobi Prime
by mrreckless March 22, 2009