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gift wrap 

piece of toilet paper stuck to a girls pussy.
i was getting the gift from this chick and there was still some gift wrap on that box!

see gift
gift wrap by tredizzleworth April 19, 2008
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gift-chron

the act of giving someone free marijuana
sorry i couldnt get you that sweater you wanted for christmas, i got you this gift-chron instead
gift-chron by redFIVE May 12, 2008

gift sack 

The scrotum forms an admirable covering for the protection of the testes. These bodies, lying suspended and loose in the cavity of the scrotum … are capable of great mobility, and can therefore easily slip about within the scrotum, and thus avoid injuries from blows or squeezes.
"I've got a couple things for you in my gift sack."

"Here's 0-2 pitch to A-rod. Oh! And he's taken it right in the gift sack!"

Gift Narc 

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.
During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.
Gift Narc by bonafied cracker December 30, 2011
Someone who claims credit for another person's deeds.
When your mom buys you a present for christmas and the card says "from: mom and dad". Your dad is the gift rat

When a successful operation is done and the patient thanks god before thanking the surgeon. In that case, god is the gift rat.
gift rat by atheneum November 2, 2013
When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run
I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.
gift poo by Koi292229 October 24, 2015