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geritol moment

1) People in their 30's and 40's used to refer to themselves as 'having a geritol moment' after the vitamin supplement marketed to elderly people-implying that one isn't young and stupid, but feeling old and stupid in the face of new and previously unfamiliar developments-like new computers, cellphones, and any other new realities...we should re-popularize the 'geritol moment' phrase...as it may catch on with even much younger people in the future when new major technological developments will begin emerge around the world every 72 hours...I wasn't the first person under 50 to have a 'geritol moment' and I'm sure I won't be the last to feel confounded, confused, and exhausted, in this rather perplexing day and age of rapidly changing trends and quickly emerging developments.

2) It could also be used to refer to how one functions without an enabling object, such as not recognizing a friend on the street or being able to read a text-message without contact lenses or glasses.

3) And by now we can also refer to our older smart-tech devices as having geritol moments of their own when they become worn out or when their batteries are losing power.
1) "This new cellphone (or TV, entertainment system, computer, programing language, slang phrase, text-spelling, tax-form, air conditioner, car, website, workplace policy, daylight savings time, jet-lag, weapons system...etc) is so complicated and unfamiliar to me that I've been having alot of geritol moments with it this past week...it's confusing and exhausting."

2) "Sorry I didn't wave hello to you the other day, it's always a geritol moment when I'm not wearing my contact lenses. I didn't recognize alot of people at first that day."

3) "My computer was having one geritol moment too many and I had to get a new one-so now I'm having the geritol moments trying to get used to this new computer."
by The Ancient Web-Mariner March 24, 2010
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gerri

a feeling you get after a ginormous fart.
“sluppyturt im so globby right now, my booty holes gonna bust”
“No dingladop u can’t fart you stupid piece of flarp shit”
*farts*
“i feel so gerri now”
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 16, 2019
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Garritt

A type of oval device used to stimulate the nut sack in order to induce urination. Typically used for patients with low sodium intake or high fructose concentrate.
It was necessary to Garritt after drinking a 32 ounce soda.
I just had a spicy meat ball, its time for me to Garritt.
by The left meat Clever May 16, 2011
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general gerried

When you decide to rant on something that pisses you off, in general in an online video. Or you rant about it on social media; while properly citing your sources by the facts; ocassionally calling out other people's bullshit. All while increasing viewership and subscribers without breaking a sweat.
Did you see the video posted by Tasha K?

Man, she general gerried the hell out of that R Kelly interview and got tons of views and subscribers.
by FYWC April 11, 2019
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Gerrior

A family clan typically obessed with fried chicken and beer.
"Don't let the Gerrior's in the chickey isle of the grocery store, they'll clean it out"
by Mrgay August 5, 2008
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gerbit

Goatsex roosterporn.
A: For you are me test gerbit.
B: You don't like my current one? :O
A: gerbil*
A: GO, TEST GIRBIL! GO!
B: Gerbit*
B: Gerbils suck. I want to be a Gerbit.
A: goatsex*
B: roosterporn*
B: Angie drew Rooster Porn in Boo's notebook.
B: So that was kind of an inside joke there.
by Anonym00se May 29, 2004
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gerpititis

noun - when a girl is such a whore that she probably has more than a few nasty stds. the word is a contraction of gonorrhea, herpes, and hepatitis.
A: Dude, Amanda said she'd fuck me for free!
B: Don't do it! She's got gerpititis so bad it'll make your cock fall off!
by conor s. December 14, 2008
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