german

Germans are really nice people from a small country in the middle of europe. They aren't nazis. Because of their nazi-past ( in german it's possible to combine every word you want ) they are bashful.
We (the germans) aren't fat or hairy. It's a stupid prejudice.
Look at facebook. We're hot ;)
We are allowed to drink beer and wine when we are 16 years old and vodka, rum, whisky and the hard alcohol with 18 years. Are you jealous?
And nearly everyone loves soccer and loves to support his favorite team (Schalke 04!!).
And Sauerkraut is disgusting. We eat more potatoes than Kraut. (at least the people i know.)
The bavarians are special. Someones say that they don't belong to germany and much more to austria. And the bavarians has their own beer. White Beer ( weizen bier).
So if you think about Germany, don't combine it with bavarians. It's only a small part of it. And by the way, Leather trousers look weird. However a Dirndl ( a bavarian dress for women) is fu***** hot ( if you wear the modern ones)
Last but not least:
german beer is the best. Why do you deform our great beverage ?? Your beer tastes like pee mixed with water. AND WTF IS LIGHT BEER??? Are you kidding??

Germany -> Deutschland
Beer -> Bier
Soccer -> Fußball
Dog -> Hund
Bavaria -> Bayern
best soccer team in the whole world -> Schalke 04

by Schalke04 March 1, 2011

germans

I'm german and I must say that actually not everybody here is a nazi. But like someone before me already said, the most fascistic part of germany is probably bavaria.
And I don't understand why you think that we're all David Hasselhoff fans! I don't know even one person in my town who likes him...

Many of the older germans avoid to use the word "Stolz" (pride)

by Deutschland May 31, 2006

german

a person thats really attractive and confident, funny and outgoing....usually a man residing in the area of hanford.

1:superman is german

2:he looks so hot and is so funny he must be german

by afrodesiac123 July 18, 2011

german

1countable someone from Germany 2uncountable the language used in Germany, Austria, and parts of Switzerland 3 relating to Germany, its people, or its language

German history, a young German couple

by MorioTom May 17, 2007

germanic

Of historical ethinic origin

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by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

german

Basically what I got from everyone else's description is:

Germans are strong, angry, Nazis with large penises that used to beat up France as a hobby.

Don't go near that angry guy in the Nazi uniform, he will strike you down with his large genetalia. He is German.

by Viktir666 October 1, 2005

Germane

Germane is the best person in the group. He is usually the weirdest and dumbest but everyone loves him for it. He is a very sporty person, can play any sport professionally with training. He can be considered a nerd and can be dark-skinned. He has short black hair and can get a girlfriend pretty easily. Everyone knows him. He is very caring, kind, sweet, supportive and a very good friend to have. He'll talk to you through the problems, and he won't stop until he has made you happy and satisfied.

Girl 1: Is that Germane
Girl 2: Yeah, he's my boyfriend. He is very caring.
Girl 1: You are so lucky.

by BYour Mom August 20, 2020