german dust bowl

The act of blowing across a gaping rectum to make a whistling sound.

It sounded like a train horn when Chad performed a German dust bowl on Samantha!

by MM/GM/NB December 15, 2021

Germans

A group of people living mostly in Germany, the beaches of Southern Spain and Pennsylvania. They are great at pretty much everything, and have invented most technical gear you own or would like to own.

Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.

Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.

Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, the Scorpions, Einstein, Luther, Boris Becker, Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. Ahmadinejad and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.

Your mum: Look at these guys, they are building a great car. Are they Japanese?

You: No, doh. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they walk over)

Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
Fritz: Sorry.

by Kurt von Kraut December 2, 2009

German shnitzel burger

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.

last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010

Gergana

Gergana is identified as one of the rare non-insect animal species that live on Earth today. This beautiful creature can be found alone in strange places as they match its strange, but very funny, behaviour. It is one of a kind and that's why many people don't know about its existence, but those who do, are very brave and are tolerant towards it because, as mentioned before, it has a very delicate and sometimes creepy unpredictable behaviour. Although these few flaws it has, it is overall very generous and loving towards humans and other animals, especially dogs. You can often see it running after lost or homeless dogs, cats and other animals. The one true enemy to the rare creature are snakes. If you want to make one's flesh creep, you should show it a picture of a snake and it will remember it and revenge you till you die. It will be able to do it easily because it lifts and is very strong inside and outside.

Gergana is a wonderful strange thing.

by DracarysBish January 10, 2018

German Grenade

When you shatter an empty beer bottle by throwing it.
Hard surfaces work best.

Watch out, incoming German Grenade!

by krabbus July 21, 2011

Germany Nuked by Kentucky

When your local girlfriend hears of your ex girlfriend from another nation and gets pissed.

Shut up dude ,if Joyce hears about Katerina I'll have Germany nuked by Kentucky

by Liberation Theology December 3, 2019

german tuck

When a man is on the dancefloor grinding with some bitch and he gets a boner. The man then takes his penis and pulls it upwards in his pants and buckles it under his belt so there is no buldge and no awkwardness with the bitch... so you can take her home and fuck her.

same as definition...it happens to me all the time and has yet to fail!! i love the german tuck!!

by kyle nate and brad in new york 7th grade May 13, 2008