gorbunkle

a golf ball sized lump or purtrussion extending from the head above the hairline

Tommy crashed his skateboard and struck his head on the pavement and a large gorbunkle emerged

by john R. doe January 7, 2008

Garfunkel Lock

Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.

I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock

by musicalive February 14, 2012

garfunkly

When someone just smells or looks garfunkly

Hey! Have you noticed She is kinda garfunkly today?

by Cuckfollower69 August 13, 2017

Grunkle

An uncultured swine when it comes to memes.

John: Dude, Ryan is SUCH a grunkle
Tim: Oh my god dude. I know!

by Stanky Spankey November 16, 2018

Garfunkel

When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb

Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.

Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by dinkelberries, puken January 17, 2020

gurgunkle

When you hit that dangly thang that swang in the back of her throat

Megan Thee Stallion wapped through and halfway in I gurgunkled that mouf.

by shleepish August 30, 2020

Garfunkel Says

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.

I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P

by QuacksO December 6, 2020