by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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by crazymklmao April 14, 2019
Get the JACK GARRIS mug.When a man realizes or finds out during mid sex that woman he is having sex with is not really a woman and in fact is a man who had a sex change operation. Like that one episode of South Park.
"Dude did you hear Joey got Mr.Garrisoned by some "chick" at the club?! He found out halfway during sex that "she" was a he!"
Mr. Garrisoned - def. Realizing halfway through intercourse that the woman you are with is a man
Mr. Garrisoned - def. Realizing halfway through intercourse that the woman you are with is a man
by Akx92 June 14, 2018
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If two members of the same sex can't join in marriage, they can certainly be joined in garriage.
Defenders of the sanctity of marriage are happy because their word and definition of "marriage" is left unscathed.
LGBTQ people are happy because they can now enjoy all the rights that come with being married.
"We are gathered here today to join Jim and Steve in garriage."
Defenders of the sanctity of marriage are happy because their word and definition of "marriage" is left unscathed.
LGBTQ people are happy because they can now enjoy all the rights that come with being married.
"We are gathered here today to join Jim and Steve in garriage."
by Casehog January 28, 2012
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and an overall prick.
and an overall prick.
by That Lego on the floor May 18, 2017
Get the ben garrison mug.A person who acts like they get biddies but never does. A person who always wears a forward polo hat, polo shirt, grey zipper-up hoody, jeans, white reebok classics, and jelled bangs. Garrison quote, "Yo dawg, where the biddies?"
by sheisty October 6, 2005
Get the garrison mug.Garrick is a ginger that is a molester and rapes his little sister too. He loves making retarded dirty jokes and always has a dildo to far up his in his ass.
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