A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".
"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"
"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"
"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."
"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"
"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."
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"Hey Debs, how was that date last night?"
"It was great, he made me cum several times and even made me a cuppa in the morning. I've never been so satisfied. He is so hung. That Gareth is a keeper"
"Wow, I gotta go get me a Gareth"
"It was great, he made me cum several times and even made me a cuppa in the morning. I've never been so satisfied. He is so hung. That Gareth is a keeper"
"Wow, I gotta go get me a Gareth"
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