by TheCornhole69 December 11, 2020
You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.
Someone should recognize you for your class.
<('') - You have been Guined
Someone should recognize you for your class.
<('') - You have been Guined
by muprs October 19, 2012
"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
by Guinness lassie February 28, 2021
A potentially extinct term which roughly translates as 'copycat'. Origin and etymology is uncertain, but late UK Gen X-ers may remember the castigating call of 'Guinness!' in school classrooms when one pupil copied the idea, work, or joke of another.
"Tommy's such a Guinness - I saw his homework and he's copied all of my ideas! I'm gonna to tell on him."
by Neotropos October 09, 2023
Some makers of Irish stout. I’m drunk as fuck right now on their beer. But, it’s tasty. It tastes like beer. I’m drunk enough. It’s almost like chocolate or coffee in terms taste, but it’s still a good flavor to not distract you enough from getting drunk.
Guinness was established in like, 1759 or something like that. But you gotta try it cause it’s so good. I’m drunk from it and I can feel my Celtic ancestry in it. It makes me high and happy. Guinness is good for you.
by Death Menace July 04, 2023
by weenorboy November 09, 2020