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goodnight juice 

cold and/or cough syrup, especially NyQuil. such OTC medications cause drowsiness, so a mild overdose will cause unconsciousness. utilised especially by exasperated caretakers (e.g. parents and babysitters) and insomniacs without access to sleeping pills.
Jenny the babysitter couldn't get little Billy to shut the fuck up, so she gave him some goodnight juice and tucked him in to bed.

It was four in the morning, and Jacob had to get up at six. He took some goodnight juice, and was asleep within minutes.

National Kiss Your Homie Goodnight Day 

Celebrated on November 5th, the National Holiday of Kissing Your Homies Goodnight is a recently added U.S. holiday in which every homie must kiss at least one homie goodnight.
Ayo, it’s National Kiss Your Homie Goodnight Day, kiss me for the one time.

Left Right Goodnight, Nut

To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).
Sam : Hey Franklin!

Franklin : Oh hey Sam!

Sam : Where's that money you owe me?

Franklin : Fuck your money.

Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.

goodnight 

a word used in exchange between two people when parting for the night. It should not be used one way, but rather both ways.
"Goodnight, love"
"Goodnight too babs, love you more"
goodnight by Penc3 December 7, 2015

kissing the homies goodnight 

its not gay (unless you don’t say no homo at the end) just showing the love you got to the REAL homies back home
“come here sweet cheeks and give me a kiss on my hot mouth, (no homo tho…)”
“but isn’t kissing the homies goodnight gay??”
“ITS NOT BECAUSE I SAID NO HOMO

GoodNight 

What you say at night when your friends won't stop texting and you just want to binge watch Netflix or YouTube
Group chat: *random texts* (x1,000,000)
Person in chat: GoodNight