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Plural "Germans." A person who does not think to look out for their own best interest. You may observe a German voting man-hating pseudo-lesbians into political office, not crossing the road even though there are no cars and it's fucking New York City because the crossing sign says not to, letting their female do whatever they want including blaming them for building the fantastic civilization she inhabits, calling the police and waiting for them to arrive when an African migrant is raping their woman instead of defending her, and not murdering their sexually dysfunctional Leader even though the war is clearly lost when the Russians have reached their country because authority figures are not to be questioned. Closely related to the Scandinavian, whose behavior is even more self-destructive. Through their diaspora, responsible for the concept of women as the "fairer sex" in the United States.
"According to the latest genetic data, Germans are actually some of the least Aryan of the European peoples. The Aryans were Indo-Europeans, a group of cattle-herding, nomadic peoples from western central Asia who slowly invaded Europe and conquered the native people. The domination was so great that today almost all the populations of Europe can trace their paternal ancestry to them. Meaning, they were consummate rapists. The Germans, alongside the Scandinavians, actually have far more native-European paternal ancestry. The native-Europeans worshiped women. And got gang-raped. That explains a lot."
by Snurkles McChungus October 30, 2018
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1. Very detailed language that is complicated to master but has easy basics
2. Good rap scene (Luciano the best)
3. Someone from Germany. Not Nazis, Hitler was Austrian. Mozart was German, his parents were Bavarian, and he called himself German. Managed to finally get a hot sense of style. Used to beat up France as a hobby, but they're bffs now. blood related to the French, English, and all Westeuropeans and Scandinavia. They have big dicks, idk, they just have. Food is good, not Italian but good (especially pastries, mad good bakeries) Export King in the world. Took them a millennium to finally get the shit together and become a country. Used to be the land of poets and thinkers, they wrote a ton of good poetry stuff and probably language nr. 1 in classical music. They have too much holiday, hate them for that. Invented too much (car, computer, rocket, motorcycle..) They have too much castles, 4x times more than France. Too much. Drink at the age of fucking 16. Know how to party til 7 AM. There's a big party for all germans, Oktoberfest. Theyre smart, nice and chill, except when they drunk, which is every weekend, then they're too loud to handle (especially bavarians, funniest people I've met) Their schools are fucked up and too hard. Girls in dirndls are the hottest thing I have seen, only traditional clothing of a country that's hot. Mad about soccer. Can't pronounce the word squirrel. They have the speed-limit-less Autobahn.
Germany lost the war and still has a better Quality of Life than any of the allies, that proves that they probably have the infinity stones Thanos is looking for the whole time.
invented BMW, Audi, Porsche, Apollo (coolest looking cars ever) and Mercedes.
by itsyannnywiththreeN's November 14, 2018
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a language that sucks, there aren't any good teachers for the subject so that makes it even worse
person 1: I am so busy with school, I hate it mostly because of....
person 2: german?
person 1: yes, how did you guess that?
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He’s a Mexican with a height disadvantage and has a carrot penis.
German is the guy in nugget porn.
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The definition German can be used I many different ways, such as car, or a man. It is most commonly used within the grime scene in Britain. It can refer to the German cars such as Audi, BMW and Mercedes. These are higher tier cars, that normal people can not afford, and there for people within the grime scene use German as a reference to a car. There is a song called German whip, and also a song called German. Here is a reference from German whip. “If you see man driving a German whip Blacked out window, leaning back See man driving a German whip Look like a baller, Ps and that” here you se that the artist is referring to it as a luxury car, and something normal people can not afford. there is the song called German, every time he says the word he reference to the cars.
If you see man driving a German whip
Blacked out window, leaning back
See man driving a German whip
Look like a baller, Ps and that
by little german November 5, 2019
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The definition German can be used I many different ways, such as car, or a man. It is most commonly used within the grime scene in Britain. It can refer to the German cars such as Audi, BMW and Mercedes. These are higher tier cars, that normal people can not afford, and there for people within the grime scene use German as a reference to a car. There is a song called German whip, and also a song called German. Here is a reference from German whip. “If you see man driving a German whip Blacked out window, leaning back See man driving a German whip Look like a baller, Ps and that” here you se that the artist is referring to it as a luxury car, and something normal people can not afford. there is the song called German, every time he says the word he reference to the cars.
If you see man driving a German whip Blacked out window, leaning back See man driving a German whip Look like a baller, Ps and that
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