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gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
by RippedA January 5, 2014
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fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.
Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013
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fumbling felicia

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life
She spilled chemicals everywhere in lab today. She's such a fumbling felicia.
by buttledger May 14, 2015
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Healthy fumble

A opportunities of life decisions or

Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
Its enough to know a healthy fumble happen to the best of us. (Talking to a friend)
by Liasion Mont May 19, 2023
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Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally
Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit
by Dman January 9, 2023
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Fumble the bag

What Peter did after breaking up with Rachel
"Can't believe he could fumble the bag like that"
by chikikikiki October 28, 2023
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Fumble Dog

A word for a person who is continuously clumsy or clumsy by nature
by Fumble Dog February 25, 2024
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