Freudian fuck

When a man’s penis slips into a woman’s vagina and accidentally has sex with her.

Man: *penis slips* Oops sorry babe, Freudian fuck.

by Dr. Joe - NH October 21, 2021

freudian fuckup

When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.

Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!

Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)

Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.

by Myascape September 21, 2020

Freudian Bitch

A woman/female who shows little to no emotion in an argument. Someone in complete control of their feelings and self. Someone who comes into an argument and knows how to play the game. Being able to read off another person without engaging in what they also feel.

"Can't you see how upset I am you FREUDIAN BITCH!"
"I see your upset sure, but this is over literally nothing"

by Kul92 December 29, 2019

Freudian cluster

I saw that though. It was like 3 of them back to back. Unserious, choas, and another one all within like 5 seconds. You must have cried after that one.

Hym "Thinking about coining the term 'Freudian cluster.' It's like consecutive slips in rapid succession. 'Fruedian cluster' denotes extreme emotional distress."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Freudian Slip

The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.

sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.

by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

Freudian Typo

When someone is writing a message, comment or post and makes a typo via autocorrect that consists of a word that that reveals more information about themselves than intended.

Seth:"4 cylinders make more power than a heavy V8, you ever heard of turbo? I'll gape any dude in my Civic to prove it"
Jeff: "You'll do what Seth!?"
Jessica: "Haha! looks like he made a Freudian Typo."

by Dickshinhairy August 14, 2023

Freudian Slap

A Freudian Slip that really Stings.

What had slipped from her mouth was a Freudian Slap to him, as he recognized himself in her words.

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022