fossil brain

you’re a dumbass

you’re a fossil brain

by bussybuttsayeee December 31, 2021

fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

fossil record

Its like.. every fossil found by people. In the world :0

Paleontologist 1: Hey, we found a new fossil! Be careful not to break it!
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.

by soodledoodlepoodlemoodle May 16, 2022

fóssil

A shit to you call your father

Ó fóssil anda cá.

by A1p4k9 November 4, 2022

fossil bottom

an old, gay bottom that likes to get railed. often used to be considered a twink when younger. hole is loose and pliable.

Wow, what a gape! That old twink Brian has become a fossil bottom.

by bastardlybasic July 9, 2023

fossilogre

A fossilogre is a pro-fossil fuel owner of stock in Oil Gas & Coal companies and is deeply connected to Billionaires and all political parties and movements, to keep capitalism free of social and governmental restraints and regulations.

~Some #fossilogre dick was complaining about the demonstrations and resistance

by native indigenous people who wanted to Stop pipe-lining crude oil through protected
land reserves that were once native indigenous occupied and considered sacred.~
"Hey fossilogre! Run that pipeline through your home's backyard and STFU"

by neverwashasbeen July 10, 2023

Fossilfox

Horny , Beautiful woman 60 years old and older.

Kyle saw a Fossilfox in the wild on the prowl. He was overly excited to dust that pussy off.

by Keithmfvan September 1, 2023