playing the one-hole skin flute

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

by yo mama September 11, 2003

skin flute

an insturment that many people enjoy playing. Combine with a tromboner and a sexaphone and you will have the best band in the land.

your grandma plays the skin flute like a pro

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 23, 2013

Mario Flute

To get out of somewhere quickly, as in 'get the hell out of dodge'. A verb - it is derived from the flute which was popularized in Mario Brothers 3, in which you could utilize a flute to quickly move from one world to another.

"That sheepskin better mario flute out of here before we make his day."

by Jake Sha. October 13, 2006

flutebag

Also known as a knob jockey, dickhead or asshole. Any member of the male species who acts in a flutish, knobish or wankish manner.

" he lost a game of monopoly and now he's being a total flutebag "

by Boominator February 10, 2017

Swine Fluke

Using the new swine flu pandemic as an excuse not to be somewhere, like school.

Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.

by Justin Duong May 6, 2009

kishkev flufeer

A made-up holiday on Family Guy!

We don't know what Christmas is,

We've got something else called kishkev flufeer

by FamilyGuyDictionary November 27, 2011

flute

The best instrument in the world. People like to make fun of it for the whole American pie thing and how high it is, but they're really just in awe of its supreme glory! You know that saying, about jealous people? Yeah.

Anyway flutes are generally made out of metal (silver, nickel, gold, platinum, alloys, etc) although Baroque flutes are often made out of wood. Flutes can play lower than most people expect.

Did I mention it's prettyful?

One day, flutes will take over the world. Until then I'll just sit here and cry.

by ducky May 14, 2005