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Floppingoogin 

When having sexual Intercourse with a 2000 pound woman with a flaccid penis then your dog/cat comes into the room and starts humping your leg then a bird comes in and shits on the woman's forehead then the bird eats your ass
Damn, I just got back from a disgusting Floppingoogin!

jerry flopping 

When a black man jumps up into the air over the top of another screaming black man and dunks a basketball over his head while having a ultrasonic orgasm
Oh he just jerry flopped me so hard I'm covered in cum! He jumped right over me *shudders with delight*

I love it when my neighbor comes over! He is obsessed with jerry flopping me all day
jerry flopping by qewvyqwgyas October 31, 2017

Flip-flopping 

When two men are having sex, flip-flopping means to penetrate and to fuck each other’s anal one after the other. It often implies a longer sex; not to fuck and to reach to the ecstasy one by one, but to continue the cycle to stop fucking then to get fucked.
“Are you more top or bottom?”
“I like both. Flip-flopping is the best for me”
Flip-flopping by S.C.O. October 24, 2019

flooding the cave 

stick ur dick in a girls ass, and piss inside her
yea man, i flooded her cave like a bitch. she never saw it coming
flooding the cave by brian December 22, 2003
To browse, update status/pictures/information, or make comments on Facebook while on the toilet anticipating or performing a bowel movement.
I was at the airport waiting and trying to pass some time while Fooping you.

Facebook status: "is Fooping" *like*
Fooping by lexus99 January 27, 2011

Flopping Fish Slap 

After a girl giving a man fellatio, the man takes out his penis, wiggles it in her face, and slaps her in the face with his erection. Then putting a fishing hook in her mouth, thus making her the flopping fish.
Patrick-Isn't that illegal?
Josh-Nahhh, almost a sport nowadays.

Dylan- The Flopping Fish Slap's fresh to death, Yadadamean
Flopping Fish Slap by IsThatPoop? August 16, 2009