floof

fluffiness

that dog has floof

by Ghonzo September 15, 2022

Floof

A very fluffy cute fur-ball of cuteness. Usually a cat or dog but any atrociously cute animal could be considered a floof. Did I mention flooves are super cute. You know you've seen a floof when you go to the animal shelter and want to cuddle with a little puppy or a newborn kitten, those are some examples of adorable flooves. Your new neighbor's ugly chihuahua is NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FLOOF! Am I clear? Good.

"Omg look at my new puppy! He's so cute"
"Yeah he's a total floof. So tiny and cute!"

by PotatoChipMaster August 3, 2019

Floof

A really fluffy hamster!!

Wow, Peaches the hamster is SUCH a floof!

by madddiiieee May 19, 2018

Danger Floof

Toxic boy with fluffy hair, commonly a gym rat, runs on pre workout, has a different girl in his bed every single day.

This kid brendan is literally a danger floof get the hell away from him.

by ANON716 December 18, 2022

Floof

To spread one’s buttcheeks apart to pass gas without making a fart noise so no one can hear.

My stomach was rumbling on my date last night, so I went into the bathroom and floofed.

by Dazeen May 23, 2018

Tiny floof

It's a word people use for small stuff with something fluffy on them. (usually fur) It can be used for naming animals, cute objects and/or other people.

*sees Pomeranian*
Aaawww look at that tiny floof, it's adorable!

by Obama himself December 5, 2019

Floof

Piece of hair that is out of place on one's head. The type of hair that people point and laugh at. The type of hair that, when looked at in the mirror, stares into your soul and burns with hatred.

Hey look at that girl's floof! How silly!

by Blowtoot December 2, 2018