freedom flier

The flem that accidentally flys out of your mouth when you sneeze or cough.

most common with smokers

i just sneezed and the biggest freedom flier i've ever seen landed right on your dashboard.

by Jimmy McCarthy April 2, 2007

lord of the flies

A book that perfectly epitomizes the teenage world.

In the same way that the boys were marooned on the island, adults have forced adolescents into a world of their own: high school.
Teachers and administrators are only concerned with keeping kids on the premises, and don't care what kids do to each other.
The resulting culture is logically, brutish, petty, and barbaric.

Few have any regard for their future. (The kids on the island have don't take care of their rescue fire)
The only people with any sense of reason, the nerds, are either completely ignored or overtly persecuted (Ralph, Simon, and Piggy).

In this world, there are no consequences for your actions. People are free to harm as they please, because the only authority present does not care what kids do to kids, only what kids to do teachers and school property.

The real message in the Lord of the Flies was that adolescents, left to their own devices, are naturally inclined to cruelty, destruction, and savagery.

Lord of the Flies is mandatory reading for most high school students. I don't believe it was a coincidence.

"When I was growing up, there seemed to be two main types of teenage fiction around. The first was fluffy (Sweet Valley High et al) and portrayed growing up as a hunky-dory experience, where beautiful boys met beautiful girls, the greatest trauma in life was not being selected for the cheerleading squad, and all lived happily ever after. The second type, which I feasted on with glee, explored reality. They captured just what a difficult and jagged experience growing up can be. Lord Of the Flies was published in 1954 but is still utterly relevant today. Golding uses the playing field of adolescence to explore the roots of evil, tracing the defects of society back to the defects of human nature."

-Sam Mill

by Baikalic May 28, 2007

bare bum flaker

The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.

"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"

"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"

by LittleMissFlaker March 17, 2013

Kolecki Flicker

When you get a girl to flick your ball sack while you jack off. It's one step below a blowjob.

"Dude, did you get a blowjob from Jessica last night?"

"Nah, she wouldn't go for it, but I totally got the kolecki flicker!"

"Solid."

by bo the dog September 16, 2013

Flake

A person who agrees to do something but never follows through

Colin hay is the definition of a flake

by Gbsparky February 3, 2013

Poop Flakes

Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.

"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"

by The Mystery Gang March 25, 2009

Freak Flake

ever have that chick that says everything you want to hear in a text but then she acts like she doesn't remember saying it when the time comes.....yea that bitch is a FREAK FLAKE!!!

Me: Aye Baby You Whatcha Wanna Do?
Her: I Wanna Lick It Till It Shines!
Me: So Lets Hang Tomorrow

Next Day...

Me: Lets Do It Baby
Her: Oh I Was Just Joking Im Not Like That!
Me: You FREAK FLAKE -__-

by BasedMuffin September 5, 2011