Flaced

When you cock-slap someone whilst the penis is flacid.

"Kieran flaced me all night last night!"

by ElChuro September 3, 2015

feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

Flee to McFleeto on the world

A thing to describe an ugly kid who needs to be sent across the world to find a book to smash on their face to make them look smart

“Fly that ugly face Flee to McFleeto on the world”

by Paul Zuez February 28, 2019

Fecesexual

Fecesexual is when you are sexually or romantically attracted to feces (poop/dung). Yes, I am somewhat serious about this. No, this is not officially apart of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. (I swear this is just a joke but if you want, you can be Fecesexual.)

"Hey Dan, what's your sexual preference?" asked John.
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."

by A literal 13 year old November 2, 2021

Fortnite Feces festival

Commonly abbreviated as FFF, It is a rarely practiced ritual in which a person plays the popular shooter game Fortnite, and throws, rubs, or smears feces all over an area with 3 or more people.

Hey dude, wanna come and preform an FFF with my friends?
Whats an FFF?

A Fortnite Feces Festival!

by poutineman1 December 23, 2021

get your feces coagulated

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018

Fetus and Flee

The act of a man, typically African American but not always, impregnating a woman and leaving her to raise the baby as a single welfare queen.

"Tyrone is a savage yo! Dat nigga pulled dat fetus and flee on Tyisha!"

by John Niggington June 10, 2020