Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.
Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".
Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".
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High school athletes are highly susceptible to this once they enter their undergraduate year of college, trying to find time to study and workout. Ultimately, the student who chooses to study over working out develops a flatpack.
High school athletes are highly susceptible to this once they enter their undergraduate year of college, trying to find time to study and workout. Ultimately, the student who chooses to study over working out develops a flatpack.
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Get the Flatlander mug.Probably means something like "slut" or "prostitute" on the planet Remulak. From the movie Coneheads (1993). Beldar Conehead called the offspring this to their mate when they found out the offspring had an Earth temporary tattoo and makeup on their cone.
Beldar Conehead: "What have you done to your cone!!!"
Connie Conehead: "Nothing."
Beldar: "No? Turn around... Naah!"
Connie: "Naah! It's not a real tattoo."
Beldar: "Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable!"
Connie: "It's just a decal. Everyone's wearing them."
Beldar: "If everyone jumped in the bitumious cauldron, would you jump in too?"
Connie: "I'm not a little cone anymore, Dad!"
Beldar: "Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones...Now go to the hygenic chamber and remove it. Also you're wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement."
Connie: "Mom! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it?"
Beldar: "Do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will make the necesssary corrections. And remove the decal!"
Connie: "Fine..."
Prymaat Conehead: "Beldar..."
Beldar: "She looked like a common flathrag on payday..."
Prymaat Conehead: O.O *goes wide-eyed at Beldar's comment*
Connie Conehead: "Nothing."
Beldar: "No? Turn around... Naah!"
Connie: "Naah! It's not a real tattoo."
Beldar: "Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable!"
Connie: "It's just a decal. Everyone's wearing them."
Beldar: "If everyone jumped in the bitumious cauldron, would you jump in too?"
Connie: "I'm not a little cone anymore, Dad!"
Beldar: "Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones...Now go to the hygenic chamber and remove it. Also you're wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement."
Connie: "Mom! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it?"
Beldar: "Do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will make the necesssary corrections. And remove the decal!"
Connie: "Fine..."
Prymaat Conehead: "Beldar..."
Beldar: "She looked like a common flathrag on payday..."
Prymaat Conehead: O.O *goes wide-eyed at Beldar's comment*
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