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flattard

Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.

Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".
"Stanley believes the earth is flat ? Why ?"
"I don't know, he is just a flattard."
by Thibo314 May 22, 2017
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Flatass fatass

A fat guy with a flat ass.
Mike Pulaski is a single flatass fatass who keeps eating brisket after brisket. He's gonna be over 300 lbs soon.
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017
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Flatpack

A sixpack that has slowly disappeared due to less exercise caused by adulthood responsibilities.

High school athletes are highly susceptible to this once they enter their undergraduate year of college, trying to find time to study and workout. Ultimately, the student who chooses to study over working out develops a flatpack.
Dude I used to have a killer sixpack, but I'm stuck with a flatpack now that I have to adult.
by Lercules November 2, 2017
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Flatlander

Andy Morin's true identity.
Stefan: Who's he?
Zach: That's Andy, or Flatlander?
by empelon February 15, 2019
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Flathrag

Probably means something like "slut" or "prostitute" on the planet Remulak. From the movie Coneheads (1993). Beldar Conehead called the offspring this to their mate when they found out the offspring had an Earth temporary tattoo and makeup on their cone.
Beldar Conehead: "What have you done to your cone!!!"
Connie Conehead: "Nothing."
Beldar: "No? Turn around... Naah!"
Connie: "Naah! It's not a real tattoo."
Beldar: "Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable!"
Connie: "It's just a decal. Everyone's wearing them."
Beldar: "If everyone jumped in the bitumious cauldron, would you jump in too?"
Connie: "I'm not a little cone anymore, Dad!"
Beldar: "Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones...Now go to the hygenic chamber and remove it. Also you're wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement."
Connie: "Mom! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it?"
Beldar: "Do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will make the necesssary corrections. And remove the decal!"
Connie: "Fine..."
Prymaat Conehead: "Beldar..."
Beldar: "She looked like a common flathrag on payday..."
Prymaat Conehead: O.O *goes wide-eyed at Beldar's comment*
by Blitz666 January 13, 2022
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Vaginus flytrap

When you get it stuck in a plant like beat up vaginus flytrap
by 69goatfucker69 August 28, 2016
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belgium flatcake

You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.
Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?
by Psychoarmour September 18, 2017
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