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Flashbang wank 

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
Flashbang wank by Cum shoot January 20, 2021

Flashbang 

When a streamer accidentally or on purpose changes to a white screen and "flashbangs" the whole stream.
XQC: OK JUICERS, THAT WAS FUN GETTING BANNED FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, TIME TO PLAY GOOGLE FUED.
Stream: OMEGALUL, OK, EWWWWWWW, NOTLIKETHIS
XQC: (proceeds to switch screen) OK, WE PLAYING NOW DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................S
Stream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BabyRage, Pepega, Flashbang, Flashbanged
Flashbang by _Canadia April 6, 2021

Flashbang 

When you do everything for someone and they are blind to it and give nothing back!

e.g. You are nice to a girl and all they ask is for a nice boy but completely ignore all of your actions and words.
This girl I have been talking to for 3 months has started started talking to a new guy after I did everything for her, I think she is flashbanged.
Flashbang by ManChild12 June 1, 2021

Flashbang 

when you flash someone then proceed to roughly have sexual intercourse with someone
woah man i flashbanged a four year old girl now im going to prison
Flashbang by lettucewithhumanlegs December 16, 2021

Flashbang 

When you cum in your own eyes, often during sleep. This word can also be used by guys during sex before he cums in a girl’s eyes.
“FLASHBANG!” *goes back to sleep or
“Bro, you just flashbanged me”
Flashbang by Dragdi March 11, 2022

Flashbang beef patty 

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty