german flashlight

The act of squishing multiple fireflys and smearing the bug juice over your dick. After your wang is lit up then proceeding to madly screw the woman to light up her "tunnel" thus making your dick a german flashlight.

Gill: I put my german flashlight in THIS girls tunnel yesterday. She was lit up like saturday night at the roxbury!
Duncan: I lit up THAT other girl too.
J Ham: I wish my johnson was large enough to please a woman...

by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 23, 2006

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Fleshlight

A person, typically a woman, who is only used by a sexual partner as a disposable object with which the user may do as they please. Just like a real fleshlight they are mainly used for pleasure, an advanced form of masturbation that is like sex in every way except that it is not interactive, more just the user doing as they wish with their fleshlight. This person also serves as a container to ejaculate into or onto as the user sees fit.

"yo, Kamron, do you know where I can get a fleshlight?"
" yeah, as a matter of fact I'm speaking to one right now.."

by DACRAZYTURK November 8, 2015

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Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight

Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.

"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."

Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.

by SuperDirtySanchez October 20, 2010

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