Fireworks

A person with a combination of multiple STDs

All these fireworks are killing me! I can barely sit to pee!

Oh man, I think the Devil's threesome gave me fireworks last night!

by AKlivin December 17, 2011

Fireworks

Firery explosions kinda like fart bubbles

The man blew fireworks in his undies.

by Look Its A giant turd November 23, 2014

rectal fireworks

Rectal fireworks is when your dropping a poo and fart comes with it causing a rapid fire like action out of your bumhole

I I sat down to drop a deuce and it caused (rectal fireworks) to some flying out of my bum

by ToiletGod September 5, 2016

Creaming fireworks in the snow

Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)

Hey Bhavini, the kids are outside right now, creaming fireworks in the snow and some sparklers too!

by Tdot Nik October 28, 2019

Konawa Fireworks

A term used to describe the frequent gunshots occuring in the area of Konawa. The people who live in the area like to remain "positive", thus they named it Konawa Fireworks (you can't really tell the difference).

Person 1 - I think I heard fireworks.
Person 2 - No, those were Konawa fireworks.

by HeLiO254 January 20, 2021

Firewords

Words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.

Words that hurt.

Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head

Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries

by McHesp September 16, 2017

Illegal fireworks

(1)A "term" that is used by a lot of paranoid UNAMERICAN sissies who have no knowledge causing the ban on all fireworks including the "safe & sane ones"
in general. Note not all states or areas has banned fireworks in general.

(2)Banned fireworks such as Cherry Bombs,Silver Salute, M-1000s 1/2 sticks of Dynamite etc that can cause great or mortal damage.

Man this Forth of July gonna sucks! The state police just ticketed me for having illegal fireworks & too them away!

by BruinKiller3469 March 24, 2009