field vasectomy

an informally performed surgery, usually without benefit of anasthesia, sterilization, or any kind of hygienic preparation. similar procedures include field castration, field lobotomy, field amputation, etc. in all cases the patient is someone deserving of rough treatment, and the surgeon is the person providing it.

harry: did you hear about cary? his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her, so she gave him a field vasectomy.
larry: ouch!! did she use any instruments?
harry: well, mostly she used her hands, feet, and knees. she did threaten to perform a field castration with a rusty spoon if she caught him cheating again.
larry: jeez, what a dumb fuck. he should have worn a cup.

by earpuller December 28, 2005

field hockey

A fun sports game where girls run around hitting a hard small ball around with sticks on a field. It is the one of the best sports ever!

by Nancy May 15, 2003

field nigger

Nigger that works in the field all day picking cotton instead of working inside like a house nigger.

I be jeolous of dat house nigger washing dishes. I be a field nigger working outside picking cotton.

by Cletus T. Brown June 11, 2006

field day

1. n. a silly adventure. 2. n. a day in elementary school where children do track and field. 3. v. (orig. US Coast Guard) to clean beyond the point of all logic.

1. Those kids had a field day with those squirt guns. 2. I love the shot put at field day. 3. You boys did not field day the head. You just cleaned it.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

field trip

noun
When an officer on the battlefield gets wounded, and they give him so much drugs, that hes trippin balls.

Sgt. Johnson went on a field trip after he got shot in Vietnam.

by Halo 2 Killa April 9, 2006

field visit

Leaving work in the middle of the day to partake of carnal pleasures ... and getting paid to do it.

We have't heard from Larry in a while, I wonder if he is out on a field visits again?

by C-A$$ November 1, 2006

field beast

A person who works a lot in the field, usually drinks lots of energy drinks and smokes cigarettes all day, wears dirty work clothes and boots in public even though they have clean clothes underneath. Can also drive a big truck.

Carla went in McDonald’s to collect her monopoly stickers in her dirty field beast coveralls.

by Littleflakes October 11, 2018