fertility symbols

Clichés such as as phalli, (see phallus), ankhs, crucifixes, eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white; the proper trappings for certain pagan holidays, such as Easter.

I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

fertilize your grass

When referring to flirting or bagging someone you like.

Sue: I really wanna talk to him
Bob: Come on Sue go fertilize your grass

by Mexicanjeww June 22, 2011

fertimulch

the act of using a lawnmower to mulch solid canine excrement that one is too lazy to dispose of through means of manual labor in hopes of fertilizing a grassy area

Because I hate picking up dog shit, I am going to fertimulch the lawn and hope that none of that shit gets all over the deck furniture.

by spaggles July 12, 2011

Ferti

Ferti is a definition of a guy who is somewhat of a wizard in the real world: his skills include releasing unbelievable amounts of words only to be followed by awkward silence in which the audience is not certain of what just happened.

The word Ferti can be used a slang for the philosophical paradigm of the tree in the forest and whether it makes a sound if no one's around to hear it.

Ferti is also a guy usually married to Vaya.

'That guy's such a Ferti, I think my ears are bleeding.'

'Would that Ferti talk as much if there was no one around to hear him?'

by afterglower December 6, 2011

Fertz

When you have a smart phone app that tells you when you are ovulating and fertile. Usually comes with symptoms of hot flashes, cramps, and heightened sex drive.

"why am I so hot flashy right now"
"your iphone says your fertz"

by mochacoughy January 31, 2012

fertiled

When a coworker doesn’t understand how babies are made.

Wait, your mother was fertiled by a hurricane?

by Thestig223 November 15, 2018

fertile crescent

A vagina, usually a peach that is unfortunately baby prone.

Nine months ago I planted my schlong in Rachel's fertile crescent, and now with child support I'll be paying for it over the next 18 years.

by Goody1 December 12, 2007