No Ferns

Straight talk with no bullshit, no embellishment, no enhancement.

No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life.

~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018

by Porch_Frog December 10, 2018

Dirty Fern

A SUPER COOL PERSON

Guy: You see that Dirty Fern?
Guy 2:Yeah they are so cool!

by SpoopyPlant March 5, 2022

FERNELi

Is a person so funny and loyalty Who can make you happy all hours of the day is,

I was talking to ferneli last nigth and he made happy

by FERNELI November 21, 2021

ferne

ferne is a beautiful, kind, perfect soul that always takes care of the people she loves the most. she brings peace to her lover and safety to them when they need it the most. you can always count on her to be there for you, even when she is struggling herself. ferne is the most perfect person to face this planet, there is not a single flaw in her being. once you see her, you wouldnt ever want to take your eyes off her, she is so pretty. anyone who ever denied ferne the love she deserves is missing out because she is worth so much more than anything on this earth.

lover: “thats my ferne, shes so beautiful”

by i need a name bro March 28, 2022

Fernely

A man with a small penis

He's a Fernely

by Tonald Drump510 June 17, 2018

Ferne Renne

Someone who shares their light with everyone and is so incredibly joyful. They inspire others to come out of their shell and is a treasured friend among many, with their passion, care, and unwavering determination.

“Yeah they’re pretty cool, could almost call them Ferne Renne”

by Berilicious October 3, 2025

fern mackay

A young beautiful funny creatful girl with blonde hair blues eyes. All the boys fall for her and fight over her

I'm in love with a "Fern mackay"

by Martha Murray December 13, 2016