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femless

Desolate state of existence void of females.
My life has become femless... please kill me.
by yyyesno June 29, 2011
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Foley fumble

The Foley fumble is a two-part maneuver: While standing at the foot of the bed, having sex with a spread-eagle internet hook-up, you accidentally lose control of your bowels and drop a deuce on her bedroom floor. To correct this mistake, you quickly kick it under her bed before she can notice. You continue pumping away until you’re finished, then go home, leaving the log for her to find the next morning.

This move was pioneered by Christopher “Kidd Chris” Foley, popular radio show host.

Other names for this maneuver include the Syracuse Sneak, Sacramento Surprise, Loveland Log Roll, and Portland Pump & Dump.
Wayne: “Last night I met this robust woman off AOL, and in the middle of giving it to her I pulled a Foley fumble.”
Lenny:”What in the blazing blue hell is that?!”
Wayne:”I shat on the floor, then kicked it under the bed. She never knew!”
Lenny:” So it’s like a fumble in the NFL, but in this case, you don’t want to end up with the brown object in the end.”
by TheCanon13 September 28, 2017
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felenne

Felenne is a absolutely stunning girl. And also one of a kind, she has perfect tanned skin, hazel eyes and long luscious hair. And she might seem very feminine but is a tomboy!
Boy 1: Wow! Felenne is so pretty!

Boy 2 : Of course! She IS a Felenne!
by SavageUnicorn3396 March 20, 2018
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Fellex

Fellex is the fear of falling into a cult even if your beliefs are different from the cult. A complex form of sympathy.
Oliver: I'm scared I'm going to get Fellex for the Flat Earth Society.
John: Pssshh, Dumbass!
by Sanford Sand October 15, 2019
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Ferolene

19 years ago, 25th of February, this name was made for me out of nowhere. My father just came up with "Ferolene Eds" for my birth certificate. This day was also a historic day for the Philippines because it was Edsa People's Power. A celebration of our independence, and freedom from colonisation.
Ferolene Eds is a unique name.
by ferociousmoon June 7, 2021
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feeleuphor1c

@feeleuphor1c is a vv cool and hot person on tiktok /p. They’re a talented editor, good at drawing and funny af bc I said so. *flexes in mutual*
person 1: do you know @feeleuphor1c?
person 2: yes, their videos are rlly good, I love watching them.
by sam.does.shit September 5, 2021
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Feleti

Feleti, a strong man on the inside and out. Has a true passion for family and friends. His heart has been through a lot of pain, but has become the strongest soul known. His love is strong and compassionate.
Hey remember Feleti? He’s in town!
by feleti-teti277 November 27, 2021
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