Feltch Bomb

The act of farting feltch matter whilst in the hot-tub, causing it to float to the surface

Tom and Gary could only laugh when Paul's feltch bomb circled the surface of the hot-tub.

by tprider December 27, 2008

felted

To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.

WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?

by RAZEit April 7, 2007

felted

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010

I Felta Thi

Hypothetical fraternity one joins after having been "sworn in" with a good night of drinking and romance.

Look! Bob's been un-dweebed! He finally made it to I Felta Thi!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

tom felton

Tom Felton is super sexy and plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movie series.

example: Did you see Tom felton being fine at the premiere last night?

by MakeuLala38 November 9, 2005

tom felton

tom felton is the most sexiest man alive

sexiest man alive : tom felton

by ialwaysspeakthetrutg February 7, 2021

felted

To lose all your chips in a poker game.

Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!

by MaxRake June 7, 2005