feeding the sea bass 

taking a good healthy dump, sending a care package to an other worldly place, raising the river level.

Q.: Man, what you doing in there?
A.: Just feeding the sea bass.

feeding the sea bass by t-bear October 7, 2003

feeding the chickens

A greeting, usually signified by one person wiggling their fingers in an upward like manner while the other person places their hand ontop of sed person's hand and reflects that action. Once you have "fed the chickens" both persons must then call each other bitches and return to what they were previously doing.

feeding the chickens
guy 1: *wiggles fingers
guy 2: *wiggles fingers
guy1 and guy2: bitch
*walk away*

feeding the chickens by CrazyEight October 28, 2009

Feeding the Ducks 

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.

The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.

Feeding the Ducks by ember33 July 15, 2011

feeding the strays 

when a attractive person talks back to a creeper

girl: omg this weird boy keeps texting me & wants to hang out but hes soo weird

boy: dont text back

girl: but hes kinda nice

boy: YOU GOTTA QUIT FEEDING THE STRAYS!

feeding the strays by ballsackhair5969 December 8, 2010

feeding a fed horse 

The autistic, aka PETA's alternative to "beating a dead horse"

Dude stop trying, you're just feeding a fed horse at this point.
Don't you mean "beating a dead horse"? You retard

feeding a fed horse by pigbenispro July 8, 2019

feeding the cat

See masturbation.

Dude, Peter was feeding the cat for 2 days straight about a week ago. He called me from the emergency room to tell me he was okay.

feeding the cat by johnoneoneseven February 25, 2011

Feeding the hairless pony 

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

Feeding the hairless pony by Disko Letch January 24, 2013