Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025

franching

making up a new verb

did you have a reunion?
yeah we were reunioning all weekend
dude youre franching!

by imPaul December 7, 2010

Fouching

A moment in time, television, movies, books, life that are both hilarious yet sort of poignant too.

Man, that episode of The Office was really fouching. I had tears for all sorts of reasons!

by turtleturtle89 July 6, 2011

Fauxchinko

A fake Chinese person. An oriental looking person that works at a Chinese restaurant just because they look Chinese.

Dude! I went to the Mandarin House the other day and I tried to order using the few words in Mandarin that I know and the waitress just looked at me like a dog being offered a biscuit. I asked her if she spoke Mandarin or Cantonese and she turned out to be Thai! She was a Fauxchinko!

by Caribbean Jim March 2, 2014

Fancing

The dance you do when you are a fan of something and something really great happens in your book, movie, TV show, etc.

Oh my gosh! Season 2 of Firefly just came out! Whoohooooo!!! I'm fancing my butt off, cuz I'm a panty-waist idgit!

by poople.com February 15, 2017

launching torpedoes

The act of defecating

I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.

by Samuel Francisco April 19, 2017

fauchange

Where the individual embarks on a spiritual conquest to discover their destiny and fulfill god's plan for the individual.
Also referred to one's ability to "get shit done."

Fauchange issa movement sweeping the nation and is embraced by a strong following of degenerates.

If one cannot understand the fauchange movement, fauchange cannot understand why you like banging your lonely hand or slum holes at the spot.

"Hey bro, do you wanna go sauce some greasy mitts with me?"
"Nah fam, I ain't bout that life anymore. I'm following the fauchange movement now. Only wholesome mitts for me!"

by 231savage November 30, 2017