the most plenty of fast internet

An excellent example of Engrish. I found this phrase a definition of South Korea submitted on September 5, 2003 by someone named Park SJ. Look up the definition and see for yourself. Sounded so hilarious that it deserved its own entry in UD. Has the potential to become the new all your base are belong to us.

Now that I have a wireless router hooked up to a DSL, I can get the most plenty of fast internet anywhere in my home!

by Led Zeppole December 5, 2004

fatsturbate

When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.

My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"

by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010

too fast

too fast is defined as when your need for speed is overcome by your fear of death

police officer- "don't you think you were driving a little too fast?"

driver- "No officer, i wasn't scared of dying yet."

by farmer_boy_1066 March 15, 2011

fast

A girl or guy who is quick to engage in sexual activities.

Damn that slut was fast.

by SpeedDemon February 28, 2005

fast on

sound asleep

he was so fast on a bomb coulda dropped and he wouldnt have noticed

by crazy auld git July 22, 2020

Watch How Fast

Means the exact opposite, something you don't intend on ever doing or ever see happening. Can also be said when you don't agree with something.

Lucy: Wanna go chill at Timmy's?
Claudia: Watch how fast.
Lisa: I love freestyle music.
Daniela: Watch how fast.

by Applewood Acres June 9, 2005

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.

Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee

by skidsstars October 10, 2018