fathom

Deep thought.
A cliché that means deep thought.
The action of people thinking underwater.

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Main Entry: 1fath·om
Pronunciation: 'fa-th&m
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English fadme, from Old English fæthm outstretched arms, length of the outstretched arms; akin to Old Norse fathmr fathom, Latin patEre to be open, pandere to spread out, Greek petannynai
Date: before 12th century
1 : a unit of length equal to six feet (1.83 meters) used especially for measuring the depth of water
2 : COMPREHENSION

The first year composition students could not fathom another way to write without the use of trite words.

by Nco November 15, 2003

fagometer

fag·o·me·ter
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo

Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"

by Jontastic May 4, 2005

Fatima

The hottest girl you will every meet. Sweet as candy and is always by your side.The best best friend in the world. Guys are always following her!

FATIMA's ARE HOTTT!!

by Cenation January 16, 2011

factomundo

combining the English word fact, and Spanish word mundo meaning world.
1. adjective. A fact of which the news spreads swift and accurate.
2. noun. An emphasis when agreeing on an observation made by many.
3. noun. A well known or obvious fact.

Example #1 The politician's nooner with intern went public and ended his campaign factomundo!
Example #2 "Factomundo, that annoying car alarm woke my ass up too."
Example #3 "That gumby got a head butt factomundo when he tried to get in the taxi with homie's girlfriend."

by Junipa Contento September 19, 2008

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

fatimahsaurus

A Dino Fatimah... Close to dino chicken nugget, they like to steal little children's candy.

Fatimah stop being a Fatimahsaurus and give me my candy back.

by Snow aka Slowninja fish October 29, 2013

Fatmerica

Today's America is a "fat" America, or simply FATMERICA.

Joe: Hey Stacey, did you enjoy your holiday in Europe?
Stacey: Yes, I really enjoyed all the fresh and healthy food options. However, it's nice to finally be back in FATMERICA.

by TRLive September 15, 2014