Masturbationaful

When used as an adjective, this word means:
Something so beautiful/good that people genuinely start masturbating upon noticing the person/item that is "masturbationaful".

Man person 1:"Dude, did you see that masturbationaful new teacher at school?"
Man person 2:"Oh yeah, she made me rush to the bathroom 3 times today..."
Man person 1:"Dito!"

by SuperCuboneTripleX3 March 2, 2011

ear masturbation

The Pleasure of Manual Auricular Canal Stimulation (also known as Q-Tipping and ear pleasure)

Ear masturbation is almost as good as the real thing! {Q-Tipping} {ear pleasure} {earoticism}

by Ear Masturbation February 23, 2015

academic masturbation

When a professor assigns an article in which they are cited for the sole reason of reminding students how much they know. It can be one citation or ten, if they're referenced, you're reading it for class.

A: Did you read those articles for class today?
B: Yeah. Professor Smith was referenced in three of them. Total act of academic masturbation on his part.

by Spoonsy March 29, 2008

fisturbating

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.

"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

by Under Training May 11, 2008

Masturbation Roulette

Masturbating to any tv show or movie and hoping the more attractive character happens to be on screen when you finish.

I was playing a little Masturbation Roulette to the View today. I was hoping do finish to Elizabeth Hasslebeck, but I ended up on Joy Behar!!

by Dokk Holiday August 3, 2010

Masturbation Revelation

Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.

"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"

"Well what happened bro??"

"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

condom masturbation

Masturbating with a condom on. Done to simulate having sex with a condom on or as a way to not give your hand AIDS.

Glenn: Dude, you ever tried condom masturbation?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?

by friskycurtain April 18, 2009