non-farted

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

by The Dude of Bong-itude January 18, 2006

Get Farmed

The act of using Link's Up-B attack in Super Smash Bros. Melee, in which your sword is shoved roughly upwards, usually aimed into someone's anus, like a long, farm animal's twanger.

Andrew: "Oh shit, Get Farmed!"
Richie: "Damn, Link's a dirty bastard."

by Trik Straynje January 20, 2008

farked

1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.

2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.

Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.

Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?

Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.

by wallofshame January 26, 2011

farved

(v)To have taken a shit or a piss in any part of your own home, other than the bathroom.

Home owner, "Then i was all like-URH!"

Guest,"You were saying?"

Home owner, "Umm, don't look now. But I totally just farved."

by Jebudiah Springteen July 2, 2008

farved

telling your friends you can't make it, and then showing up unexpectedly

It was kinda cool when he showed up the first time, but after getting farved a few times that shit gets annoying.

by Ileftmydogoutside January 20, 2011

farney

Someone that you look up too; someone or something awkward and strange.

Wow she's such a farney
akward
chicken

by Farney November 9, 2015

Goolam fareed

A smelly piece of shit who has no friends and has never had a shower and has no life as is very desperate

You are Goolam fareed right now

by Siyaan January 11, 2019