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fanboy blindness

Whenever a fan is so "loyal" to something that they fail to see what's wrong with it. With a series, this may be the denial of any plotholes, bad creative choices, repetitiveness, or just plain stupidness. Fanboy blindess isn't restricted only to series, it can be used towards actors, companies, and many more things or people. The most prominent case of fanboy blindess in today's society is amongst fans of the Call of Duty and Twilight franchise. Someone suffering from fanboy blindess is generally in love with what they are defending, and refuse to accept any statements against it, and accept every or almost every creative decision made by the creator with gusto. They are very forgiving and accepting towards the company or creator, and are nearly impossible to reason with until either the defender becomes open minded, or until the defended finally makes a mistake so questionable it leaves even the fanboy(s) puzzled.
Fanboy: "Dude, are you going to get the new Call of Duty?"
Person: "Nah, the previous one was alright, but this one looks way too much like it, there's nothing new."
Fanboy: "ARE YOU DUMB?!? IT'S SO DIFFERENT NOW! THEY HAVE NEW GUNS AND MAPS, AND YOU CAN LEVEL UP YOUR WEAPONS NOW!"
Person: "Don't they release new maps and guns like every week? Leveling up weapons in an fps is just stupid..."
Fanboy: "WHATEVER MAN, DON'T BE A HATER JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE IN GAMES!"

Fanboy: "OMG I love Twilight! The new movie is amazing! Cinematic masterpiece!"
Person: "What? You're kidding right? How can you not tell how terribly generic and scripted the writing is? Even the acting is atrocious."
Fanboy: "You're just too dumb to see Twilight for what it is! Team Edward FTW"

A case of Fanboy blindness towards a company.
Person: "You know, Dead Space 3 would be a lot better if I didn't have to pay out of my wallet in order to upgrade my gun."
Fanboy: "You don't need the upgrades, and besides, it barely costs anything, cheapass.
Person: "But it could have been included on disk, there were like 11 day one dlc..."
by black white man April 14, 2013
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Fanboy and Chum Chum

THE (with a capital "T") WORST show Nickelodeon has EVER released.

Fanboy and Chum Chum follows the life of a superhero fanboy who hangs out with his 5-year-old looking friend and go on misadventures.

I was going to all out rant, but it's not worth it. Just don't watch this show. It has BAD animation that makes every character look as if they were inbred, the dialogue is HORRIBLE, and plot seems to have been written by 10-year-olds. They are senseless and follow the most immaturest of things. Fart jokes and gags?

Where did Nick go wrong...
Mike: (calls Jim)
Jim: Hello?
Mike: Hey, Jim. You doing anything? If not, let's chill
Jim: Nahhh, bro. Fanboy and Chum Chum's on!
Mike: (hangup)

3 days later Jim's found dead in his basement with Fanboy and Chum Chum DVDs stuffed down his throat.
by Mad Gee August 14, 2010
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Fanboy And Chum Chum

The best anime in existance its so funny that you'll fucking die, lmao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, fuck you, time to get THE H BOP
You: what is Fanboy and chum chum
Me: penis
by Dr Bright March 11, 2020
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fanboy trollop

An person, usually a girl or at least claiming to be, on an internet forums or chatroom who ploys to get attention from the male members. Example: Aasha, of the AAHC.
A fanboy trollop is always using "ditsy" sentences, or trying to act "cute" by adding "ies" to the ends of a lot of different words. ("Clickies", "Okies", "Backies", ect.) Add nausea.
They also use retarded "cutesy" emotes, such as ^_^, ^_~, XD, ect.
The biggest fanboy trollop trait is denying that they enjoy all the attention. When brought to their attention, they will make a bogus claim, such as "That's not true. Its not my fault they like me. ^_^ I don't want all the attention ^_~ Okies?"
All in all, although the most useless of all internet users, they are sadly the most popular, as there are countless retarded, 12 year old boys on the internet.
Fanboy 1: Oh, Aasha, I love you.
Aasha: Well, thankies! ^_^
Fanboy 2: I love you, too!
Aasha: Oh, you're so nice. ^_~
Person above 12: You're such a fanboy trollop.
Aasha: That's not true. Its not my fault they like me. ^_^ I don't want all the attention ^_~ Okies?
by Twin_Uzis August 8, 2006
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Fanboy's Law

A term which originated on the World of Warcraft forums, stating that "As a technical forum discussion grows longer, the probability of someone making the post: "Get a mac/linux. Problem solved" approaches one."
"How do I get this program to work in Windows?"
"Get a mac"
"Did you just invoke Fanboy's Law?"
by pbjtime June 8, 2009
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Fanboy Freakout

When a MALE movie/tv/book/comic/music/etc. fan meets his favorite actor/ director/ author/ musician/ etc. and begins to panic like a small girl when she meets her favorite actor/ director/ author/ musician/etc. , which is to say that he begins screaming/ jumping around/ panicing/ hyperventalating/ crying or any other form of "freaking out"
Hugh Jackman: Hey there, mate. How would you like an autograph?
Fanboy: OHMYGODYOURHUGHJACKMANFROMSUCH MAJORMOTIONPICTURESASX-MEN, AUSTRALIA,VANHELSING, PRSTIGE,ANDFLUSHEDAWAYILOVEYOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
*passes out*
Fanboy's friend: Please excuse my friend for his Fanboy Freakout.
by Nick Obsuth February 22, 2009
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Fanboy Pattycake

When 2 fanboys engage in a 1 on 1 fanboy deathmatch. This can be done in verbal or written statements. Posted on forums, blogs, and presented in video format. Rarely in person. The objective is to prove the other wrong. By pure intellect, wit, or slander. Most of the time it turns more towards the final tool. When done correctly can be insightful. Overall it's a pop culture Nigga Moment. Just like patty cake it's a simple and childish!
A series of video responses, comments on forums, blogs, and community threads. Between 2 people with opposing opinions on pop culture content. That continues until one side gives up. Or the quality reaches a low point. Where the audience lose interest. After posting a negative comment to my post. Mario and Sonic entered a Fanboy Pattycake much over comics.
by TheWon May 21, 2010
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