Falseheimer's

Falseheimer's: (noun) A feigned non-medical condition which symptoms include selectively forgetting things previously learned for the sake of expediency/convenience and forgetting to do chores in which one has no interest. Spouses and retail associates are particularly prone.

You forgot today was my birthday even after I told you three times a day all last week????? That's not a senior moment, dear: You have Falseheimer's."

by eightdozenroses November 20, 2010

false wake up

The initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.

Luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking Jack and cokes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. "Fuck me. That first one was a total false wake up," he observed.

by Idrinkalot December 6, 2010

false knowledge

A person telling someone, about or how to do something, when in reality the person does not know what they are talking about and is talking dangerous ignorance.

Listening to false knowledge is more dangerous the ignorance.

by bigcheddar April 11, 2015

False Hope

When someone makes you believe or give you feelings about something that isn’t true.

She gave me false hope, by giving me an almond that could not be opened. I expected to eat the almond, but therefore couldn’t since it was sealed closed, so she gave me false hope.

by Strawberry milk tea January 4, 2021

false metal

Originated by Manowar, they originally used it to describe the music of the Glam/Hair bands of the Eighties. In a modern context, it can be used to describe numerous Nu-Metal bands.

"Manowar waged open verbal, and occasionally physical, warfare upon those who could not genuinely play their instruments or who were half hearted in embracing the true spirit of their beloved heavy metal"

-Manowar: Anthology. Inset by Dave Ling.

That poser only likes False Metal.

Quit listening to that False Metal and stick some Manowar on!

by BPRW August 11, 2004

Failed Nerd

When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong

Teacher: What's the square root of 81

Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph

Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9

Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd

by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007

False hope

False hope comes under depression and deep emotions, you hope that something will happen and the opposite does. You may trace your fingers along your skin and reach for a blade but nothing has ever cut deeper then believing in things that don’t happen, some days for people it could be depression or suicidal thoughts that get in the way of your dreams so they just become false hopes.

‘That’s a dream I have, but what’s the point I’m just gaining false hope.’

by Deaddreams_x January 27, 2019