Facemocking

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.

FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?

by Shinebert August 24, 2010

Morgan Freeman

Black Jesus

I wish I could be more like Morgan Freeman.

by 12345678890-098765432345678908 February 23, 2011

Morgan Freeman

God.

Oh thank Morgan Freeman!

by the voice of god is morgan fre March 1, 2010

Facemelter

Just listen to Lost Horizon - Highlander (Part 2) from 4:29 onwards.

"WOOOOOOAHHH OHHH OHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHH AAOOOHHH" wow what a facemelter.

by p0w33d August 15, 2010

fakeminist

Girl that wears feminist t-shirts and says "everybody should be a feminist" on instagram but has no fucking idea of what does that mean and has never done anything for female rights

x: Hey I like your feminist t-shirt, are u a feminist?
y: Hahah what the fuck is feminist
x: Ugh u r such a fakeminist

by icube June 19, 2017

faheema

Faheema is a Beautiful woman . She's sexy and innovative. She has common sense more than she puts off . A bit of an asshole at times but has the biggest heart . She has the ability to make you love her but once you do she'll rip your heart out and make you hate her . She's the Perfect balance of crazy but not too crazy ! Her sense of humor is the best but she can hurt feelings quite easy with her slick ass mouth .

I'm sick of all the women . I need me a Faheema .

by Faheema March 26, 2016

Freemale

n. A woman who does as she pleases.

Mika Tan is a verified Freemale.

by JaykeisBrutal August 24, 2011