The term, fixing a bike, is a code word for giving someone a blow job. It comes from the event of one girl telling one guy, "If you bring Colton some food, I will give you a blow job." Well this one girl hasn't practiced this yet so while the guy was gone, I said she may practice upon me. Of course it would seem rather odd to do it right in the school parking lot out in the open so I told her that she can look like she is fiddling with the gears while I sit atop my bike and she can look as though she is fixing it but she is really just giving me head. The guy ended up not bringing me food. The girl got off lucky...
by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005
Get the fixing a bike mug.A person who spontaneously kicks Pyrch's nonexistent balls. Oftentimes refered to as the future face of Hooters. THe illegitimate mascot of Fairfield University, FU.
by Pro-Bono November 23, 2007
Get the fuming mug.If someone is 'fixing-you' it means that they are trying their hardest to heal your injury using their buttocks.
A good example of this is when someone has an eye infection, so the best way to heal this infection is to pin down the person with the infected eye and get someone, preferrably with a really hairy gooch, to plant their meat canyon on to the infected area. It is guaranteed to make the person feel heaps better. Often really ugly chicks also need to be 'fixed' so instead of staring at their misfortunate face, feel free to tie them to a car bonnet and apply the 'fixing-you' method to their hideous face. hoje!
by BIG MACCA October 5, 2005
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by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009
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