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Fuctologist

( n) Someone who studies how to bring fuckery to ones life
Shit happens everytime he comes around. He's the best fuctologist you'll ever see
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Fuction

Noun: Friction from fucking; friction that is built up from poorly lubricated intercourse; Friction during poorly lubricated anal with an overly hairy asshole resulting in the inadvertent painful plucking of the hairs around the asshole during thrusting.
Last night the guy Raw-dogged me in the ass and the fuction made me bleed.
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Fuctards

The group of people who fall between fuck heads and retards at work
Hey mate look at all those fuctards down there
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Fuctard

The offspring of two retards who somehow managed to fuck.
He is a real Fuctard
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fuctile

(of a person) capable of impressive bodily contortion during sexual intercourse.
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Fuctator

A sex and power obsessed person (likely male) with gaudy, gilded, and staid taste (or possibly all three - to emulate a time pleasing to an unreachable hierarchy - most likely an unloving parent figure).

Likely a powerful persona based on a last century (1980s's-1990's) flawed protagonists - that halted their emotional and intellectual growth - just like an action movie ending.

Fuctators may appear on modern dating sites. But protect yourself-they may be searching just for a "body" to play a role in beauty and silent nods (think Stepford wives). But they may also hide their personal beliefs and nature to satisfy their own suppressed desires. SO BEWARE. Their "suppressed" desires may include a society or time where women do not own independence in finances, their bodies, their life, their beliefs etc. (FYI if 1950's is a theme be wary).

These Fuctators are usually enigmatic and have powerful personalities - but they will employ every tool to bring you under their control - even if they don't realize it. They are narcissists that were raised with power behind them (it could be financial, coddled, royal, political etc.) And thus much more dangerous than everyday narcissists.
"Gah! My ex was such a "fuctator"! At first he seemed nice and traditional, then we regressed to 1940."
by A. Gill January 27, 2026
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